Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Haha..

-.-


Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student
: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher
: Why?
Student
: There is no future in it.

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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted
: $10.
Teacher
: You don't know maths.
Ted
: You don't know my father!

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Mother : David, come here.
David
: Yes, mum?
Mother
: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David
: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother
: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son
: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father
: So?
Son
: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking plates,
then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter
: It's mummy!
Father
: How do you know?
Daughter
: She didn't say anything.

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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Teacher : Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon
: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Random

Just some random thoughts flying in the air above my head right now..


- What was I thinking? - well, no regrets anyway...

- Will you call yourself a 'slave' when you're earning £120,000 a week?? - beats me.. that's like more than what I'll earn in 4 years with my current salary!!

- Massive jam because of 'public safety' - what a joke

- "The roadblocks proved to be “successful” although it caused inconvenience to many people" - bigger joke


...

Friday, July 04, 2008

Weddings

Wedding bells are coming to town...

2008 - the "I do" year..

The year where smiles will be born, hands be held, vows be mouthed in churches, and wedding planners will have their profits rocket high..

Love is in the air...


Enough said.. pictures below for your viewing pleasure...

May'08 -
Peter & Elaine's Wedding Dinner

Jun'08 -
Kit Hon & Suet Yen's Wedding


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Peter & Elaine
(Now known as Mr & Mrs Ng)
































































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Kit Hon & Suet Yen
(Now known as Mr & Mrs Leong)
















Things / people involved in the wedding..


Flowers













Photographers



Guests book













Wedding bears













Ushers
(Shy ushers)

















Musicians













Wedding Coordinator

(sister of the groom)











Wedding couple of course


















Family













Eligible bachelor

(just had to put this pic out)

=)









Who's next?